Taylor Made 13 – Brian Johnson’s Sick Burn

It’s been a long time coming but we’re here with our first international edition of Taylor Made. Bringing you nonsense from both sides of the Atlantic, the time zone difference only makes it more confusing.

It’s a doozey of an episode which is clocking in at just under an hour but it’s filled to the brim with giggles and snorts. We also swore quite a lot this time round and I’m not quite sure why.

As we haven’t had a catch-up in a while, we talked to great lengths about Sam’s experiences from working at the Olympics to how he managed to combine the names of an astronomer and the Mayor of London and then humiliate himself in front of one of them. Lemurs and Pagans are also discussed at one point.

Talking points: Brian Johnson, Brian Cox, Boris Johnson, Pagans, lemurs, Canada, Guild Wars 2 and the Olympics.

You can find the new episode here or on our iTunes feed if you have subscribed. If not, click here or search for “Taylor Made” on iTunes and we’re there. Please be sure to get in contact and you can do so via our twitter @TaylorMadePod or at our e-mail address taylormadepodcast@gmail.com.

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Taylor Made 12 – Louis Armstrong in a Favella

Oh my hasn’t the time flown?! We’re finally back after what could be described as an unprecedented break from our usual schedule. We have plenty of excus….I mean reasons why we haven’t but you’ll just have to take this podcast and our apology as enough.

This week we talked a lot about Counter-strike, Minecraft and also a little bit about how we probably should have gone into social care as children. That last part isn’t true. Well, we did talk about it but I don’t think we should have. Sam also manages to use the word ‘favella’ and then mispronounce ‘canal’. A man of many talents.

Talking points: Counter-strike, Minecraft, Canada, social services, superpowers and HELLFIRE BREATH!

 

You can find the new episode here or on our iTunes feed if you have subscribed. If not, click here or search for “Taylor Made” on iTunes and we’re there. Please be sure to get in contact and you can do so via our twitter @TaylorMadePod or at our e-mail address taylormadepodcast@gmail.com.

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Taylor Made 11 – Lady Juicehandle and the Minty Butthole

A strange title for the new Harry Potter series I know, but bear with us.

After a brief hiatus we thought we’d bring it up the rear and, oh boy, are you in for a treat. We’ve brought it back hard and minty and right in the butthole! I fear this may not be our proudest episode due to the constant use of ‘that’ word, but we’re sure you’ll enjoy the results. We talk about Sam’s hatred of the American viewing public, cockroaches on the world’s most ghetto bouncy castle and a circumcision machine disguised as a trampoline. We also mention something important like Nagasaki but then swiftly move on to minty buttholes.

Keep it fresh. Keep it minty.

Talking points: minty buttholes, Zooey Deschanel, cockroaches, wassssuuuppp, Plato and vaccinations.

You can find the new episode here or on our iTunes feed if you have subscribed. If not, click here or search for “Taylor Made” on iTunes and we’re there. Please be sure to get in contact and you can do so via our twitter @TaylorMadePod or at our e-mail address taylormadepodcast@gmail.com.

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Taylor Made 10 – The One That Stopped Recording

As a treat I’ve included a wonderful picture of Sam and myself looking super dorky when we went Segwaying a while ago. And you say we don’t treat you.

Greetings loyal listeners and aren’t you in for a treat today? We had some technical issues with our new episode online which you can find here or on our iTunes feed if you have subscribed. If not, click here or search for “Taylor Made” on iTunes and we’re there. Please be sure to get in contact and you can do so via our twitter @TaylorMadePod or at our e-mail address taylormadepodcast@gmail.com.

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This week’s episode is our special 10th Episode extravaganza which we have celebrated by recording an episode that subsequently deleted itself. Don’t worry, we went back into the recording booth and put down another 45 minutes of our time and cobbled together what can only be described as a truly special episode. With a lack of cohesion and an over-reliance on jelly-based metaphors we bring unto you, our 10th Episode Spectacular. We promise we will make it up to you guys next week.

Talking points: garageband (and it’s shittiness), Big Bob’s Radio Show, Rakishi and the Bottom-Feeder, jelly daleks, the avengers and magic the gathering.

P.S. We don’t make promises.

Taylor Made 09 – Boom! Bangladesh (we also now have a facebook page!)

It’s been a big week for us and we’ve got our new episode online which you can find here or on our iTunes feed if you have subscribed. If not, click here or search for “Taylor Made” on iTunes and we’re there. Please be sure to get in contact and you can do so via our twitter @TaylorMadePod or at our e-mail address taylormadepodcast@gmail.com.

We also have our own facebook page which will include links to the new episodes and might be easier for some of you to keep up to date. You can find the facebook page here and be sure to click Like and leave a message!

Another pulse-pounding, rip-roaring adventure this week starring your three favourite action heroes: Sam, Robert and Laurence Taylor. We’re in a rhythm and routine now so don’t clap your hands out of time or you’ll throw us right off. This week we take you on a trip through Sam’s mind and far, far beyond. We decided on something different this week and settled on a Mr and Mrs type quiz in order to test our knowledge of one another. Let’s just say Laurence doesn’t know too much about Sam.

Topics covered: Sam’s singing prowess, superpowers, difference between fruit and vegetables, Storm from X:Men and condiments.

Taylor Made 08 – Celador Caber

Hope you’re having a wonderful Sunday which will now become more wonderful as we have a new episode up and online which you can find here or on our iTunes feed if you have subscribed. If not, click here or search for “Taylor Made” on iTunes and we’re there. Please be sure to get in contact and you can do so via our twitter @TaylorMadePod or at our e-mail address taylormadepodcast@gmail.com

Fighting against the forces of nature and time itself, we bring to you an extended episode of TaylorMade. I say extended but we talked for too long so it just ended up being longer than normal. We’re also only a day behind on this one so we’re back on track for next week. Let’s hope we don’t mess it up and/or get ill again.

This week we have various talking points including: Charles Dickens and the Muppets, caber tossing, favourite words/mispronunciations, spectral sex and Sam’s misconception of Heaven.

Taylor Made 07 – Lion King 3: d$unk!

Good evening. We’re somewhat late this week but we have a new episode up and online which you can find here or on our iTunes feed if you have subscribed. If not, click here or search for “Taylor Made” on iTunes and we’re there. Please be sure to get in contact and you can do so via our twitter @TaylorMadePod or at our e-mail address taylormadepodcast@gmail.com

Easter came and went and looks like it made us later than expected. Rob also started a new job so that probably had something to do with it. Hey, better late than never but we’ll be sure to get the next one out in a timely fashion. No promises though.

Join us for a rip-roaring show through the time-vortex to the dark timeline where Timone and Puumba run amok with goatees and bug-juice. Yes, that is really what we discussed.

We also talk about: Sam getting into fights, eating chocolate and how our Nan may or may not be listening.

Taylor Made 06 – Hip and Sexy

Good afternoon one and all. We have a new episode up and online which you can find here or on our iTunes feed if you have subscribed. If not, click here or search for “Taylor Made” on iTunes and we’re there. Please be sure to get in contact and you can do so via our twitter @TaylorMadePod or at our e-mail address taylormadepodcast@gmail.com

Episode Description: We’re back and we’re on time! Hurrah! Cause for celebration for one and all. We took an hour out of our day to sit down and talk about some truly world-changing topics. Let’s hope our pasty eating government are listening!

This week we discussed the merits of Nando’s (of which there are many), who Laurence’s ideal teenage heart-throb is and the pitfalls of playing Draw Something in public. What’s that? You want to give us a Nobel Prize? Sorry, our trophy cabinet is full.

Taylor Made 05 – Vampyre

Hey everyone. We have finally played catch-up and got out last week’s episode only two days late. We were held behind through illness but we fought tooth and nail to get this to you guys. We know you love it so much. You can find the new episode here or you can also subscribe on iTunes by searching for ‘Taylor Made’. Please be sure to tweet with the #TaylorMadePod hashtag and message us at @TaylorMadePod. You can also e-mail us at taylormadepodcast@gmail.com and let us know what you think. Any reviews and ratings on iTunes would also be SUUUUPEEERRRR.

Episode description: Another jam-packed show this week featuring your three favourite brothers Sam, Robert and Laurence Taylor. We worked around the clock to get this episode out despite just putting episode 4 online only 3 days ago. We’re playing catch-up here and we’re doing it well.

This week we discuss the biological restrictions of astronauts, find out Sam’s vampiric origins and have a very brief visit from a zombie soul-legend. You’d be dumb to miss out on this week’s show.

Arrevous.

New Episode Recorded

We have finally made it into the period of the year called summer and have been donning our shorts and t-shirts. We also had to sit inside today and record the latest TMP for your pleasure. We hid from the sun to do so but I think Sam had an ulterior motive as he may in-fact be a Vampyre. Here’s a photo of us as children. Enjoy it.